Sunday, February 21, 2010

Some Olympic Haikus...

Canadians, please
Do not fret; the puck will find
it's way inside, eh?

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Ryan Miller why
did you pick tonight to shine?
My heart is depressed.

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Mike Babcock, you are
Killing me slowly with bad
choices. Don't mess up.

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Dearest NBC:
Apolo did not defeat
Korea. Lame-O's.

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American sports
Commentators make me cry
With stupidity.

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Curling is the shit
Hommies rolling ice rocks down;
Get that hammer, son!

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Cross Country Skiing
Hours of laps on the snow
How fascinating!

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Women of Denmark
When curling, you puzzle me
What is with the skirts?

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The male bobsledders
Look like giant behemoths
Have they been tested?

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Russia is pissed off
Evan Lysacek wins gold
Putin, be quiet

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This blog post is brought to you by:

My sad heart
Vancouver, British Columbia
Winter Olympics XXI

2 comments:

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

That hockey game was really something, eh? Gotta love an underdog ;)

Phoenix said...

Apolo beat 2 out of 3 of Korea... but they still need to get their facts straight.

Awesome haiku, my dear! And yes, us plus burgers and milkshakes = really badly needed.