The more you know...

...the more IQ points you lose.

Random. Definitely disturbing. Slightly interesting. According to urbandictionary.com...

Cougar: An older heterosexual woman in pursuit of a much younger man.

Leopard: lesbian version of a cougar.

OWL: Same as Leopard, stands for Older. Wiser. Lesbian.

Panther: gay male version of a cougar.

Rooster: same as Panther, but a positive connotation (handsome older man).

Chicken Hawk: same as Panther, but a negative connotation (predatory, pedophile).

Faguar: a) same definition as Chicken Hawk...
b) a straight woman who pursues a gay man

on the other end...

Dragon: A younger lesbian in pursuit of a much older lesbian, for financial reasons.

Cougler: A young, heterosexual man in pursuit of a much older women, for experience/emotional reasons.

Candyboi: A young gay man being kept (financially) by an older man.

Houseboi: same as Candyboi.

Uhm. Who makes this stuff up?? I know, I probably shouldn't have posted this, but I find it oddly fascinating. Like a bad train wreck.

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